That awkward moment when you’re trying to text someone and the person beside you looks at the screen of your phone.
Via One day, someday is here.
The feeling you get when you’re paying for something and you can’t find your money.
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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”LIKE A BOSS
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA THAT IS BRILLIANT
Dude, I love you. Haha
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- Mom I’m going out
- With your friends?
- No mom, With pikachu
- WHO IS PIKACHU?
IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
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